That promise about final dildo post*? Complete bullshit.
We have a major national emergency on our hands here, people – which is that Irene is shacking up with a rusty dildo and there’s photographic evidence to prove it.
Though one wonders – is a corroded knob the result of underuse or overuse? And who else thinks this apparatus looks like a rotten frozen banana?
*Thanks MKR, for inspiring this post by um, turning me on, to important dildo news.