Thanks to Grace at Design*Sponge for tipping me off to Old Tom Foolery’s line of headline greeting cards. (BTW, while we’re on the topic, another fave of mine is oplusd, which stands for Offensive + Delightful…sorta like your present company lippy blogstress.)
In honor (er, horror) of the encroaching V-Day holiday, might I suggest the first sentiment below.
Please. Like it’s not true.