Monthly Archives: November 2009

Dear Santa….

Oh BOY. Must HAVE. Color choice uncertain. Drooling.

There is a God…

…and he agrees with me that It’s Garry Shandling’s Show is one of the greatest gifts of the 80s. Because the entire series is on DVD!! Hello, Christmas list! Best theme song lyrics of all time!

This is the theme to Garry’s Show
The theme to Garry’s show
Garry called me up and asked if I would write his theme song
I’m almost halfway finished
How do you like it so far
How do you like the theme to Garry’s Show

This is the theme to Garry’s Show
The opening theme to Garry’s show
This is the music that you hear as you watch the credits
We’re almost to the part of where I start to whistle
Then we’ll watch “It’s Garry Shandling’s Show”

This was the theme to Garry Shandling’s show

Final Jeopardy question of the day: This born-and-bred comedy nerd had a Garry Shandling poster in her room circa 1987.

Answer: Who is….yep, me.

Invasion of the Late Night Roach

This is CRAZY! Of course, the funniest part of the whole saga is JF’s reaction – on the night of the segment, during the rehearsal, and to his own reaction during the rehearsal. BEYOND priceless. Also, I am totally retarded and entered the naming contest – my suggestion: Houdini. I know, I know….really original. But so apropos.

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The story of my romantic life hits the silver screen

Starring George Clooney as Just About Every Man Who Has Walked Into My World in the Last Four Years.

If you or someone you know is a romantic train wreck, go see the film. Maybe you’ll get a clue about what matters. Not your job. Not your BMW. Not your house in Greenwich. Not making partner. Not whoring around. Not treating women like objects. Not seeing how much you can get for so little in return. Not getting wasted off your ass. Not behaving like you live in a fraternity house. Not trying to reach the world record of impossible conquests. Not being unresponsive because you can’t find the balls to express yourself honestly. Not being afraid of your own feelings. Not ignoring the big fucking purple elephant who isn’t just in the room, but on the table and in your face.

Not failing to launch.

P.S. I’ll be the one attending the screening with Kleenex box in hand. Because I’m making like Joan Didion…and saying goodbye to all that.

All men can learn from Norman

We don’t give a shit that he’s fat. We just love that he’s honest.

Emotional availability is hot.

No Goats, No Glory

Possibly the best tagline of all time. See it’s not just me with the goat thing.

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I believe you and support you, Kate W.

You tell ’em, girl. We love you – and ourselves – just as we are.

P.S. I cried when you won your Oscar.

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