Beware, Bostonians. (Ahem, loyal readers Michelle and Lori.)
Gymboree Satan is stoned on sugar and melting unsuspecting passersby with her Firestarter glare. This most recent altercation occurred at Harvard Square’s Sweet. Though I gotta hand it to her – she’s nailed a mighty fabulous impression of Heath Ledger’s Joker, bleeding Kool-Aid lips and all.
There may be a Hollywood future for her after all. Girl is wicked crazy, bro.