Dear Ortho-Novum….

thepillI hear The Pill may lead women to choose The Dad vs. The Cad (in essence by suppressing ovulation and therefore any desire whatsoever to knock boots with someone other than Wallace Shawn).

My question is: Does it also prevent women from choosing the emotionally unavailable, socially retarded, mentally ill, and potentially gay?

‘Cause those are my problems.

Your prompt reply is appreciated.

Signed,

Pill-less in Seattle

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