Jules found this in her inbox recently. I’ve cut and pasted it EXACTLY as it appeared.
Yes, it’s fucking hilarious.
And yes – this is what it’s come to.
Nice to meet you,
How are you and how is your work? i hope that all is well with you, My name is miss Happiness ,i know that you may be suprise how i get your email, i got your email today when i was browsing looking for honest partner,then i feel to drop this few line to you , and i will like you to contact me through my email so that we can know each other and exchange our pictures, and we maybecome partner.
Remember the distance does not matter what matters is the love we share with each other.
i am waiting to hear from you soon.
kiss regards Miss Happiness