NYC descends further into the shitter.
Look at me! I’m emo, I’m artsy, I’m shunning the man and living the New York life on a dime! Pursuing my dream while I frost cupcakes for a living! But what you don’t know is that I have a trust fund! And a luxury loft paid for by the ‘rents! And an Hermes belt that’s not from Canal Street! And I drink out of Riedel O glasses! Dad, please send more money…I’m out of Veuve!